Hey! So this morning I may not be able to move my neck at all but, I honestly do feel i can breathe a whole lot easier and we can all be humorous again! Heres the best of Bernie! because I have been rambling like a moron for two days, and this really gave me a Bern or two. Smile folks, if its over, its over.
"My name is Bernardo Montoya, you took my presidency, I will have the last laugh my friend"
"5 bucks for this?! I coulda paid for college!"
"Faked it!"
"Neil Bert plays drum solo at Inauguration Day Celebration" - New York Post
(Not really, don't sue me please, Mr. Bert)
Bernie: "Password?"
Soldier Dude: "Mr. Sanders please I don't wanna get in any trou-"
Bernie: "I got this son, PASS-WORD FATBOY!"
"I thought no one came to these Biden functions!!"
"Hi I'm Bernie Sanders and I'm so bored, welcome to Jackass!"
"You call this guy a socialist? Everyone's white!"
"I love this band! Patty Duke is an influential singer!"
(Kidding again! Laura Jane Grace is braver than I could ever imagine to be!)
"15 BUCKS?!?! That's it pal, from now on I'm hanging out here to make sure you ain't ripping me off! This is medicinal!"
"See, the problem is you didn't dress for the weather like me!"
"God I cant wait until I'm 18 and out of here!"
"Head on down to the senior center Dad! It'll be a great time Dad! You'll get to use popsicle sticks dad! JUST TAKE THE BUS DAD!!"
"Lockout my azzzzzz! I'm here bitchezzzzzzzzzz"
"5th Beatle my ass! I ain't playing one God Damn note on the mouth harp until we change the name the The Berntles. That's it, its simple.. I dont care..."
"OOF WICHI CHACHOOFICH! PUT ME DOWN YA IDJIT! I AIN'T DEAD YET!"
"Why, yes I do have a lot of school bills actually"
"The hell's my chair?!?!"
"I dont care old man! I ain't gettin' off your lawn until you pay my my two dollars for paper delivery!"
"Gentlemen! I am once again thanking you for a fabulous guys night out!"
I like doing it this way better! Getting nonsensical over Politics won't keep the masses entertained..
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