If you Readin' this HELP!!!!! It's my second day of Facebook jail. Its going OK, But I REALLY miss my Dad dudes! I am in a group where we do nothing but help each other, in the absolute most wholesome ways possible. Also where we believe roasting your ass should be a rite of passage! Is that the male thing to do? I don't know, I just know it helps, no matter what I am doing. And what WE do is a lot. We help people find sobriety, help them stay there, give them a place to vent, a place to get all emotional, or laugh at music like Beavis and Butthead, a sense of belonging. I feel the injustice! I am not saying I was right, but, having your main support taken away into just messaging and being able to watch everyone help each other and laugh. Yes, I totally creep on my Dad group shouting advice like I am watching TV.
My best way to cope about my feelings without bothering them? Bothering you with my new found radicalism! So now that I am an outlaw I have come up with the best protest songs ever.. known... to... Guys. When I come back to Facebook, they will see how tough I am without my Dad friends! Lousy rotten cheap sons of! ALRIGHT lets get started, this is for tough guys only! so no weenies allowed! If you're a weenie you better stop reading here! We are fighting injustice!
Here, I got a place for ya to wait!
THIS IS DEDICATED TO ALL MY PRD'S I MISS YA
NO WEENIES!
My Wife thinks I'm a rebel now, I am officially the cool Dad. I hope this is tough enough for all you cool cats.
After I get outta prison I'm buying a Moped and I'm gonna shave my head
The Clash, means so much more now that I have a criminal record, I may join a Teddy Bear Gang after this
Sorry Ma, I'm too far gone!
YEAH! HELL YEAH! NO JUSTICE NO PEACE!!
Now that I'm tough I can be like
"Yeah. don't trust the guy with glasses, I'll bop you right in the nose I'm a bully now!"
To hell with Folk Punk, I'm going Cowpunk
HOOO!!!!
UH UH UH UH I don't know what that stuff is but I bet they eat it in prison! UHHHHH make em' say HUHHHHHHH?!?!
EVERYOBODY SING!!!
WATERLOOOOOOOOOOOO WOAHWOAHWOAHWOAH!
I'm a loner, a rebel, a six hole putter
Oh I have learned! I seen that light thing! Its' the sun right?!
Did I win?!
Ahem.. oh yeah.. protest music...
I really feel like a good protest needs this
FIGHT DA POWER! HE-YA WE WONT GO!
I am a comedian, its what I do and how I cope with thoughts without bugging people. Thanks for joining my protest. You can all continue with your Dadly day.
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