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Junk Food Land! Vol.3

Welcome to the third uh... installment! We been through, gums, chips, candies, and there is still so much left



Kraft Spreadable Cheddar

Oh sure, leave the block of cheese and even pre cut it! But god forbid I wanna spread a bunch on a peanut butter and Jelly.. woah.. stopping there...



Ice Breakers Liquid Ice

I don't know what it was about the either.. I really really don't. Maybe it's because it was like eating a mouth wash Tide Pod?



Hershey Tastetations


Chocolate you could suck on for a decent amount of time? Sold! Where the fuck did these go?!?!?!




Yogo's


Ah, You could fit a whole pack in your mouth and look for me. To me, they never hit as will as the pudding bites but, hey, they ripped them both away!




McDonalds Cookies

I mean, Do I need to say anything?! I can smell em!




Dweebz


Softer, chewier runts. And they were ripped asway rather quickly! I think the hardest part had to be differentiating from Nerds.




Dannon Sprinkilins


I can still taste the chalkiness of those stupid sprinkles! But man I wish these were still around, maybe I could get the things to eat more yogurt.




Push Ups


Nothing will ever be like the first batch




Giant Jelly Gummy Things!


There were so many varieties of giant jelly gummy things although I don't remember the colors tasting different, now they have 5 pound gummy bears!




Hot Pocket Toaster Breaks


I vaguely remember these, but I do remember them not lasting long.... at all.




Bubble Jug


I don't care what anyone at all says, this was my favorite gum of all time, I spent many a night trying to see how much powder I could fit into my mouth, giving me like trust issues...




Chiclets


Uh they are here and I have a forever response... EW! gross! gah!






Snackwells Devils Food Cookies


I know they still exist, under a different company, where they are ruined! I ate many a box of these to myself in front of the TV



Hershey's Kissables


A handful of Hershey kisses, in candy coating, come on now!




Bubblicious Cherry Cola


The ultimate brown gum! Man I can smell it!




Eggo Waf-fulls

You know, they weren't THAT bad...




Amazin' Fruit


As soon as I saw the I heard the jingle. that annoying lengthy little.. These were OK. I mean a little too bitter and weird but, OK.




Reese's Peanut Butter and Banana Cream


Not exactly nostalgic but man I loved this whole period where these existed!




Jumpin' Jack Doritos


I have not a single word because I am so upset they are gone forever



Munch Ems


They were so fantastically crisp and perfectly flavored! I have thought this through, and they are definitely my favorite snack cracker ever!




Lottsa Fizz


Do they still exist? I don't know, I am sure something along the lines does, they always seemed weird to me like, Dr. Dreadful food but in hard candy style



Melody Pops


Melody pops, if you have no memory, I apologize but good news! THEY STILL ESXIST! for like... 35 dollars a case on eBay...



Mickeys Parade Popsicles


Its simple, No popsicle will ever ever EVER be the same



Neon Nerds


What made them so special? wehehell heheheheheheheheahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... I have no clue...




P.B. Crisps


NOT ENOUGH CONSUMER DEMAND!?!?! I AM YOUR CONSUMER PLANTERS! GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN DEMANDS!


Ok, Volume 4 is already in the works, see ya next time!

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